I think, on reflection, that I should simply cut out the middle man and change my name to Nonsense. Or possibly Non Sense. Not my middle name, obviously, as that would be too obvious. Plus the middle man would think he’d still got me somehow, and come after his 15%. Which cheap oakleys in this case, pleasingly would be ‘No’. After rounding. And there is no rounder figure than zero.
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As I typed this post a hollow bell sounded in my ear. Most odd. Perhaps caused by the noisy plane flying off course overhead. Off course because the magnetised pygymy ions from my Nonsense has travelled upwards in an Unlikelihood Vortex and tickled the First Officer’s moustache. (Back to Movember, I see).
Let’s hope no airliners on their way to Peru go astray over Western London. As I wouldn’t want to explain what had happened to a Pig (these feature in novel #2).
Reader, it’s going to be a long day. Let’s stop this nonsense and see what dragons/blaggards/name changing dullards I can slay today. At once. (Aside: why must all nonsense be stopped ‘at once’ – why can’t it ray ban sunglasses simply be talked down from the ceiling like any old thought plane? Or herded tenderly, like a flock of sillies? All very anti-nonsense, it would seem. Especially the Victorians. And Thatcher.)
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