Monk Quixote

I think I need a bee or an m.  A writ­ing buddy.  Or a men­tor.  Or some form of mechan­i­cal prod­ding.  In fact, make that elet­ri­cal prod­ding.  Pavlov­ian writ­ing.  That might do the trick.  Bzzt.  Hun­dred words.  Bzzt.  Hun­dred words.  Of course the qual­ity aspect might suf­fer.  Par­tic­u­larly as more and more neu­rons in the brain are fried.   Bzzt.  Hun­dred dodos.  Bzzt.  De do doe don’t dey do? Bzzt. What’s a hun­dred?  Etc.  So how to increase my out­put?  How do I get more word-goods to mar­ket?  Who’ll be my role model, now that my role model, has gone, gone, ducked back down the alley and declined any fur­ther men­tion of latte, cake or wii.

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