Piedgnancy

Two very con­trast­ing expe­ri­ences this morn­ing.  Two or three doors down there must have had an argu­ment, because there were a series of mes­sages writ­ten in coloured chalks on the pave­ment lead­ing around the cor­ner to the high street.  Part apol­ogy, part skit, part rela­tion­ship war­rant, it ended with a plea to meet in the park tonight.  If I were Richard Cur­tis I would have been one of a small crowd of neigh­bours who hid in the bushes tonight, wrestling the tops off flasks of tea, shar­ing kendal mint cake and gush­ing at the nature of mod­ern romance.  In my ver­sion she’d kick him in the nuts.

I was curi­ous.  A very male form of expres­sion.  Even down to the cor­rec­tion of a typo.  Yet some­how say­ing more about him than about them.  I admired the neat­ness.  Of the writ­ing, if not the exe­cu­tion.  I thought about pho­tograph­ing the mes­sages, but for what?  To put on Flickr or Face­book?  To prove what?  I know noth­ing about their rela­tion­ship — beyond what was writ­ten in chalk — an amuse bouche for com­muters.  And as drama — well — how will I know how it ends?  Will they do me (and oth­ers) the cour­tesy of updat­ing us tomorrow?

It also made me think of who could be absorb­ing the mes­sage, both lit­er­ally — on their feet — and in their throughs on the way to work.  Of who they might bump into while they were read­ing the mes­sage.  What that might touch.  And get­ting pink chalk on this season’s must-have shoes.  To clar­ify, I don’t have this season’s must-have shoes, but then I don’t have any pink chalk either.

Around the cor­ner I was walk­ing behind the bag lady.  The one I usu­ally see when I’m run­ning at 6am — last time, chill­ingly, scream­ing ‘peek­abo’ at the top of her voice (I assume she has tourette’s).  She has plas­tic bags tied around her feet — blue ones, match­ing, unlike most other things about her — her ankles are exposed and she has the swollen, puce, feet of some­one who shouldn’t walk much, let alone spend their time shuf­fling up and down the road between Lon­don and Bath.  She was eagerly pick­ing her way through some form of take­away she had lifted from a bin.  I’m unhappy to admit that I felt revul­sion.  Which bizarrely enough was prob­a­bly more due to imag­in­ing the sen­sa­tion of cold, sticky, sauce on my fin­gers than the recy­cling aspect.

Col­leagues at work fre­quently gather to watch the food recy­clers that gather out­side our office at 4.20 each day, to claim the left­overs from EAT.  I find their con­tin­ued curios­ity a lit­tle dis­taste­ful.  But I watch them.  My ‘col­leagues’.  I guess we’re all part of the human zoo.

I walk past sev­eral sets of shoes after I see her.  Designer shoes in the only ‘designer’ second-hand shop I’ve ever known.  In Fat Face and White Stuff.  Point­less shoes.  Char­ity shops that will help peo­ple hun­dreds of miles away from Peek­abo Lady.

The last of my ground-level hom­i­lies today was an aban­doned busi­ness card on the steps to the city-bound tube plat­form.  I admired the neat way it stood up on one edge.  I liked the sheer unlike­li­ness of it either being placed in that fash­ion or dis­carded while walk­ing up the stairs.  I hoped it was serendip­ity and wor­ried about the very fact I doubted it was chance.  Chance is rarely so artis­tic.  Art needs plan­ning.  Like chalk on roads.  And plas­tic on feet.

My shoes need resol­ing.  They’re start­ing to fray.  It hurts to walk on the dim­ples in the pave­ment put there to help sight-impaired peo­ple to find road crossings.

All of which con­tributes to some ongo­ing mus­ings on the nature of risk, and the innate con­ser­vatism of most  peo­ple.  To how you find cross­ings.  The chance of arriv­ing at a cross­ing when the lit­tle man is green.  And the chance that peo­ple are forgiven.

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