A new career?

Odd day. Odd McBod. An hour long chat with some­one I used to work with where I was acutely con­scious that I wasn’t so much join­ing in a con­ver­sa­tion as sim­ply recount­ing my expe­ri­ence of their expe­ri­ence. And vice versa. I guess it’s fair to say nei­ther of us are nat­ural networkers.

At work I was called in to do some impromptu jour­nal­ism, which was a lot of fun. All I had to do was look at peo­ple, ask them fairly mun­dane ques­tions and stick a mic vaguely near where they were speak­ing. It was a lot eas­ier than being on the other end of the lens. Except for the very first inter­view — I had for­got­ten I would need to keep a con­ver­sa­tion going, par­tic­u­larly one that didn’t involve me either being cyn­i­cal, sar­cas­tic or telling a long shaggy dog story. I had to be nice. Urgh. And smile at peo­ple. And be reas­sur­ing. And lis­ten. Urgh urgh urgh.

Then stuff. And nearly mak­ing some­one cry. And nearly cry­ing myself. But not at the same point, though for sim­i­lar rea­sons. And cake. And being com­ple­mented on look­ing thin­ner. By a mar­ried man. And then impossidoku.

Walk­ing up Gray’s Inn Road, I passed a woman in a blood red coat sat on the steps of the old funeral home. I think it’s an antique shop now. Her skin was translu­cent and her eyes, pupils shrunk to accusatory dots, danced with anger. Her shoul­ders and feet were pinched — some­one was being given a hard time on the other end of the mobile inevitably clamped to her ear. She had a clas­sic beauty. I won­dered what this scene would have looked like fifty, a hun­dred years ago. I won­dered why she was sat on the step — it would have been cold and wet — per­haps she’d been wait­ing a long time, or she was sim­ply too angry to care.

Blood red coat and stone cold eyes sit­ting on cold stone on the phone. Gnaw­ing a thought bone. Or some­thing. Ta. Xi.

No writ­ing.

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