Inane frequency — the audible spectrum for Heat magazine, Radio 1, white dog shit and celbebrity vox pops covered in Plastic Bertrand branded lubricant.
Italian Football — a euphemism for being mugged in skintight designer clothes.
Implausible Frenzy — the state that the presenters on QVC get in to.
Irksome Felinity — the unfortunate bond and absorption of behavioural patterns between a woman and her cat.
Intellectual Fascism - All isms. Except for schism. Schism is it’s own master.
Ipso Facto — by the fact itself. Or for the ordinary people, ‘therefore’. Which makes it way cool! <3 The facts, Jack, just the facts.
I feel — the second third most dangerous words in the known universe.
I fink — the second most dangerous words in the known universe.
I fel — a tower in Paris
I follow — the command the pilot gives upon landing and acknowledging the presence of the yellow car / flags and so taxiing to his / her designated parking spot.
If — conditional. The most dangerous word in the English language. Keep yoru heads.…
