…is the best line ever written in the English language. UNTIL, I wrote ‘stabbed with a carrot’. Although technically, it was spoken. And you’d have to push really hard. Unless it was frozen.
I’m sick. Ill. Schnell schnot. Ha-pleugh. Shploth. A-shew. It’s really tedious. I have three days clear in the middle of my most productive period in aeons and I’m sat on the sofa shouting obscenities at the television because it’s marginally more fun than being asleep. Not much. But that’s Marcus Brigstocke for you.
