Of rats and trains

I may have already men­tioned I saw my first proper Lon­don rats the other day — run­ning along the ditch thing in the under­ground sta­tion at Hol­born.  They looked fairly small and cute, but then I guess there were only two of them.  It’s a ridicu­lous thing to say, but I sim­ply hadn’t expected to see any at that par­tic­u­lar station.

There’s a spi­der web out­side the office in one of the big cor­po­rate planters.  I’ve called the spi­der Bert.  Im sur­prised he’s sur­vived this long with­out being pol­ished or cleaned by the Colom­bian car­tel gang that do all the office ser­vices.  On an aver­age Lon­don com­mute, he’s the only wildlife I see, other than gulls and corvids.  Ooh, and Cam­bridge post-docs who don’t stop talk­ing for 60 of your Earth min­utes on the sub­jects of Blake, fel­low­ships, aca­d­e­mic pub­lish­ing, con­tracts, online cita­tions, the OED and some­thing even less inter­est­ing than the above.

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