Title me pink

My favourite obser­va­tion of the day was out­side Woolies, a sign for the Christ­mas sales — Hot Action Man Toys, which was beg­ging to be re-punctuated Hot Action, Man Toys.

And who­ever invented ‘check­out cap­tains’ at Sains­burys… I salute you. I will put my can­di­da­ture for­ward for ‘Bacon Sargeant’ the moment it becomes vacant.

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