Monk Quixote

My favourite observation of the day was outside Woolies, a sign for the Christmas sales – Hot Action Man Toys, which was begging to be re-punctuated Hot Action, Man Toys.

And whoever invented ‘checkout captains’ at Sainsburys… I salute you. I will put my candidature forward for ‘Bacon Sargeant’ the moment it becomes vacant.

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