(commentator) ‘…Anyway, fair play to the little Jesus fella. The bearded wonder has done great since his transfer from Pharisee Disunited. Now if he could just learn to lift his head up before the final delivery he’d find the quality of his crosses so much easier to bear. And the sackcloth and ashes is certainly a kick in the teeth for the Orthodoxy sponsors of the team…’
Needs work. Or deleting.
