Old folks roam

Today, I saw an old man pootling down the road.  Not so note­wor­thy, except he was on a Seg­way.  With his old lady hang­ing off the back.  I guess it’s true — same old trick, new dog.  Or should that be ‘hog’?
Will there be gangs of OAPs cruis­ing down the high street on their way to col­lect their pen­sion? Singing ‘Born to be Mild’?

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